TALE OF THE TAPE

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    Tale Of The Tape: Biggest Blowouts In History

    Starkey and Mueller drafted the top five biggest blowouts in sports after watching the Kentucky-WVU game last week. The sixth pick in the draft had to be a Pittsburgh-themed blowout.

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    Tale Of The Tape: Best NCAA Tournament Performances Since 1980

    Starkey and Mueller drafted the greatest NCAA Tournament performances since 1980. The sixth pick was of the best tournament broadcasters.

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    Tale Of The Tape: Best Teams In NCAA Tournament

    Starkey and Mueller drafted the best teams in this year’s NCAA Tournament. Since Kentucky is the odds on favorite, by taking them with the first pick, Chris had to give Joe the next five picks before he got to make any other picks. The final pick for each had to be a double-digit seed.

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    Tale Of The Tape: Best NHL & NBA Passers Since 1980

    In their weekly draft of anything and everything, Starkey and Mueller drafted the best NHL and NBA passers since 1980.

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    Tale Of The Tape: Best Athlete Nicknames Of All-Time

    In honor of Johnny Football being named the starter in Cleveland, Starkey and Mueller drafted the best athletes nicknames of all-time.

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    Tale Of The Tape: Best Rookie/Freshman Seasons Of All-Time

    Starkey and Mueller drafted the best rookie/freshman seasons of all-time with the final pick having to be a Pittsburgh athlete.