TALE OF THE TAPE

Is Devin Hester Or Amazon.com Better At Returns?

Devin Hester
Amazon.com
ATLANTA, GA - SEPTEMBER 18: Wide receiver Devin Hester #17 of the Atlanta Falcons carries the ball against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during a game at the Georgia Dome on September 18, 2014 in Atlanta, Georgia.
SEATTLE, WA - JUNE 18: Amazon.com founder and CEO Jeff Bezos presents the company's first smartphone, the Fire Phone, on June 18, 2014 in Seattle, Washington. The much-anticipated device is available for pre-order today and is available exclusively with AT&T service.
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Return Policy?
Winner Devin Hester will return 4% of punts, kickoffs, and failed field goals for a touchdown (20 out of 487).
All returns must be made within 30 days.
Time it Takes to Return?
Winner Maybe 4 seconds?
There’s a 90-second video explaining how long Amazon refunds take, which I sure ain’t watching.
Broken record?
Winner Yep. His 20 return TDs broke Deion Sanders’ all-time record.
No idea. I search for “Amazon record” and it shows me record players on Amazon. I search for “Amazon records broken” and it shows me Guinness Book of World Record editions for sale. I can’t find a damn thing about this site.
Prime?
At 31 he’s probably starting to fade a little.
Winner Amazon Prime is a very good service, especially if you’re buying and selling on Amazon on the regular.
Very Good at Returns?
Winner Literally the best there’s ever been at returns.
According to Consumer Affairs, they have over 900 complaints, so maybe they’re not so good.

The Winner Is

ATLANTA, GA - SEPTEMBER 18: Wide receiver Devin Hester #17 of the Atlanta Falcons carries the ball against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during a game at the Georgia Dome on September 18, 2014 in Atlanta, Georgia.
Winner Devin Hester
4 out of 5

Although I begrudge giving the nod to an FSU Seminole, you’ve gotta give credit where credit’s due.

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