Is Devin Hester Or Better At Returns?

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  • Return Policy?
    Devin Hester will return 4% of punts, kickoffs, and failed field goals for a touchdown (20 out of 487).
    All returns must be made within 30 days.
  • Time it Takes to Return?
    Maybe 4 seconds?
    There’s a 90-second video explaining how long Amazon refunds take, which I sure ain’t watching.
  • Broken record?
    Yep. His 20 return TDs broke Deion Sanders’ all-time record.
    No idea. I search for “Amazon record” and it shows me record players on Amazon. I search for “Amazon records broken” and it shows me Guinness Book of World Record editions for sale. I can’t find a damn thing about this site.
  • Prime?
    At 31 he’s probably starting to fade a little.
    Amazon Prime is a very good service, especially if you’re buying and selling on Amazon on the regular.
  • Very Good at Returns?
    Literally the best there’s ever been at returns.
    According to Consumer Affairs, they have over 900 complaints, so maybe they’re not so good.
Although I begrudge giving the nod to an FSU Seminole, you’ve gotta give credit where credit’s due.