Does Kyle Orton’s Mustache Or Mike Ditka’s Have Better Superpowers?
Can a mustache have superpowers? Depends on the mustache. How does Kyle Orton’s mustache stack up against Mike Ditka’s mustache?
What’s Worse, Seahawks’ Watered-Down Beer Or Royals’ Expired Food?
The Seahawks and Royals deliver on the field. But they shortchanged fans at the concession booth, with watered-down beer and expired food.
Is Johnny Manziel Or LeBron James The Current King Of Cleveland?
Johnny Manziel arrived in Cleveland like he owned the place. Then LeBron James returned. Who is the reigning king of Cleveland?
Tale Of The Tape: Pittsburgh Steelers At Tennessee Titans
The Steelers came up flat in Week 10 against the desperate New York Jets, but they are an explosive team capable of lighting up the scoreboard any time they take the field.
More Dignified: Losing To Cleveland Browns Or Strong Gust Of Wind?
The fading Bengals lost to the surging Browns, not really an NFL powerhouse. Is it more dignified to lose to the Browns or a gust of wind?
Tale Of The Tape: Top Athletes Over The Age Of 40
In their weekly draft of anything and everything, “Starkey and Mueller Show” elected to draft the best athletes over the age of 40 in honor of Jaromir Jagr. Here’s how the draft played out: